Because sometimes the only person that can make you laugh and smile is yourself…

So after breaking the heart of “señorita bigotes”, I counted all the money I saved up and it turned out to be enough for my bus ticket to the Guatemalan/Mexico border. The bust trip was approximately 22 hours and I filled my bag with all the pupusas any Latin man could handle and took off.
On the way back from [...] Continue Reading…

Hola. Buenas tardes. I’ve been doing well thanks for asking. And you? Well, that’s splendid
I just realized it’s been about three months since I last blogged. I don’t know if I’m more surprised that nobody said anything or that it took me that long to realize it. Not even my number one fan said anything It’s OK, [...] Continue Reading…

My family history has been deeply colored by migration. My grandfather mysteriously left Nicaragua and became a successful entrepreneur in Manzanillo. My parents then migrated to the United States when I was a kid. I then decided to move back to Mexico. It only made sense for me to complete the full circle and come all the way down [...] Continue Reading…

I’ve never been the kind of person to make solo trips, but ever since I moved down to Mexico, it began a new trend for me. There’s nothing like flying down to your destination spot but when a one-way ticket costs almost the same as the roundtrip, busing down for a fourth of the price becomes a very attractive [...] Continue Reading…

Hello my peeps, long time since Payazaro has given any love to his blog. I’m gonna do a better job of putting some more posts with the latest shenanigans of my current adventure. As I mentioned in my last post, I decided to peace out from Mexico and visit family in Nicaragua. I was once told that, “in this [...] Continue Reading…